Posts Tagged Everyday Strangeness

Dream Guilt

I woke this morning around my usual time, which is about when dawn starts breaking these days.

I lay in bed not wanting to get up and drifted back to sleep. As often happens, I woke maybe 45 minutes later from a dream in which I realized that HouseApes 2.0 and 3.0 were still living at home at 33 and 50.

“She’ll never get a job now,” I said to Chris. “She’s unemployable.”

Presumably the mutable time that allowed them to live at home for 30-some years while I didn’t notice and Chris and I didn’t age was also the mutable time that expanded the gap in their ages from 5 to 17 years.

The thing that upset me, and that I still feel now, is the sense that we had failed them. I am quite sad as I write this, even as I know full well it was a dream and as I am marveling at the absurdity of it. Dreams are odd that way – it is no wonder that the ancients thought they had mystical power, and that some people still gift them with insight. They exist with a foot in each world, the rational and the irrational, the logical human mind and the emotion-driven animal one.

Perhaps the strangest thing about this dream was the fact that, at 33, 3.0 was still about the size he is now, while 2.0 had actually regressed to look as she did when she was perhaps 9, except with some wrinkles.

I don’t think the analysis of dreams is completely without merit. This one plays strongly to the stresses and fears that I am experiencing right now.

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You’ll Have To Make Do With This

Maybe later today I’ll find y’all a Friday Flickr Babe.

Meanwhile, in an episode that was perhaps instructive, several of us were standing around discussing how a particular thing in legacy code had most likely been implemented. We came up with a method, and then, as one, looked at each other and shook our heads. This method was too reliable and robust.

We spent a few minutes coming up with the most roundabout and unsafe method we could think of, and then I searched out and opened the stored procedure.

“Nope,” I said, “It’s more retarded than that!”

This is code that isn’t merely prone to breaking, it is code that is guaranteed to break in an unpredictable way whenever certain easily-forseeable conditions are met. That those conditions haven’t been met at any point in the past can only be considered a miracle.

I’ll be fixing it today.

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A Little Weirdness

I don’t believe in the prophetic power of dreams.  Given the high strangeness of your average dream, it is possible to retrofit all kinds of happenings into them.

But last night, I dreamed that I was driving the Miata, and she had two broken headlights. I have the last year with pop-up headlights, and I dreamed that the metal doors were gone and all that remained were some shards of glass sticking out of the hood. I remember being concerned that some pedestrian was going to put his or her hand on the glass and cut themselves.

Then, when I fired the car up this morning, the left headlight was out. It was working yesterday morning.

Make of it what you will.

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