Remember “Perfect Strangers”? I seem to remember that it was reasonably good the first season but it went for major suckitude after that. It was a one-bit schtick, and it got tired pretty quickly. That one bit of schtick was Balki’s Meeposian thang.

Somebody in the show inked a comic strip, but I’ll bet it was better than Mary Worth. Who knew that Mary Worth had been around since 1940?

Mary, of course, often dealt with teen pregnancy. I’m sure that relentless do-gooder strip talked dozens and dozens of girls out of doing the nasty.

I don’t know what this is doing in an article on teen pregnancy, but the youngest mother on record was five years old. Holy crap.

At 5, Lina Medina had some breasts. As you’d expect if she gave birth. Now this is an article I can wrap myself around. An article I can caress. Nuzzle. A warm, soft article…

I learned a new term: ptosis.

Hey babe, let me check out your ptosis. It refers to the placement of… the…

nipple.

And I did not know that monotremes have mammary glands, but lack nipples.